Like everyone else, I sometimes become obsessed with memes. Case in point is the viral video “Restaurant freakout in Santa Monica.” I watched the video like two hours after it was posted on Reddit, and am not surprised it’s gone viral. What does surprise me is the lasting impression the video has left on me… I’ve done some hardcore Googling, and this is what I’ve found out about her, Anna Storelli (alleged sexual harassment victim) and the couple who videotaped the freak-out, but first here’s the video that made her infamous:
If you haven’t watched the video in its entirety, I suggest you do so now. The best part comes at the end when Storelli shouts that she’s “an American from California.” The peanut gallery lets out a collective sigh (best moment ever). The bystanders have just had it with her. Throughout the video, you hear her call the girlfriend a “wh*re,” a “prostitute,” and a “sl*t,” but it’s her ethnocentricity that really pushes people’s buttons. I am totes feeling these bystanders, the videographer, and especially his calm-as-Hindu-cow girlfriend.
I wouldn’t have been so nice, and probably would have been taken out of there in handcuffs. This video had everything I love in it, primarily fighting in a restaurant. I couldn’t get it out of my head, so I did some digging and what I found is both morbidly entertaining and sad. You’ve been warned.
Anna Storelli Is Married To Justin Bieber
Storelli’s Twitter account @annastorelli is so odd. (I should note this Twitter account isn’t even the weirdest thing I’ve learned about her…)
She claims to be married to Justin Bieber, and not (I repeat NOT) dating Jeff, her sister’s boyfriend. She’s been a racist since at least June 22nd 2016, as that’s when she referred to Selena Gomez as Justin Bieber’s (her alleged husband) “evil Chicana ex” and a “sl*tty Mexican daughter prostitute whose no good.”
She Was Charged In A Hit And Run And Has Multiple Restraining Orders!!!
One Commentator Claims To Know Her:
She Maybe Lost Her Mind After Playing Virtual Reality Second Life For 365 Hours Straight
She Maybe Has Dealt With A Lot Of Trauma Or Believes She Has…
She Used To Be Really Normal, Which Is Very Sad
Check out this picture of her listing her hobbies and accomplishments. She was a good student, a decent human being, yet she has a lot of problems now. I should note, she’s worked at DC Comics, was a teacher, and had numerous accolades in college. People snap, sure… But, it’s possible the Second Life study made her snap… I don’t know, but I feel bad for her and think this viral story should get a happy ending. Someone save this girl!
She’s An Amateur Porn Star
I’m not going to share links to her porn, or even look it up myself. I read on a few sites that she’s an amateur porn star, and more power to her. I did find this photo on her Twitter feed. Those are implants right?
The Couple In The Video
So what does the couple who grabbed the viral video have to say about Anna Storelli? The boyfriend posted the video to Reddit, and this was the message he included,”
“Last night my girlfriend of four years and I were waiting patiently for a lady to order her food at this restaurant in Santa Monica, and I had my arms around her from behind and maybe kissed her on the top of the head once or twice, but that was the extent of it.
Out of nowhere, the lady looks at us and exclaims emphatically how inappropriate [our] PDA was and how uncomfortable it was making her.
I thought she was joking because of how little we were actually making contact. I turned and kissed my girlfriend on the cheek and made a loud smack, and that’s where she really lost it.”
The Reddit thread originally included a YouTube video, which I watched it from, but they updated to the LiveLink video and I can’t find their YouTube anymore, so maybe they deleted it to protect their identities? Other than the original post, I have no information on the posters.
That stuff about Second Life is really weird… To live in a virtual world for that amount of time is really unhealthy, but is it believable? Maybe this is all an elaborate production in an attempt to go viral? Stranger things have been staged… Storelli does have a page on ClaimFame.com (pictured below). Is this an indicator that she’s faked us all out, or is she simply trying to cash in on her viral fame?